General aptitude tests for entrants

Paata Shamugia   |   September 5, 2024

How far can a person in love walk,
from point A to point B,
if at point C, overwhelmed by emotion,
they cross paths with an ex-lover?
 
How can an anonymous wise man catch 
a black cat in a dark room, 
when: 
a) There is no black cat in the room at all, 
b) There is no dark room anywhere, 
and, let's be honest, 
c) The wise man isn't wise at all?
 
Which of the following statements would be true 
if two multiplied by two equals four, and the sun shines above us? 
a) Happiness is an illusion. 
b) Everything is changeable. 
c) Both options are correct.
 
If happiness is an illusion, then:
a) Why isn’t it as attainable as an MP's mandate in the Georgian parliament? 
b) As universal insurance? 
or at least c) the stardom on the Georgian stage?
 
If everything is changeable:
a) How is it that we still owe debts to God? 
b) How is it that we have to pay for the sins we haven't committed? 
c) What the hell is going on at all?!
 
If a country faces social and economic collapse 
while the political elite remain fat and happy, you should: 
a) Dismantle the political elite. 
b) Dismantle them ruthlessly. 
c) Beat the shit out of them.
 
If life has run out of essence, 
and we are left drained of meaning, 
what should a human do?
a) Nobody knows. 
b) Nobody knows. 
c) Nobody knows. 
d) Nobody knows. 
e) Nobody knows. 
f) All of the answers above are correct.
 
If the left hemisphere of the brain controls 
the movement of the right side of the body (and vice versa), 
and science confirms this, does it mean: 
a) Right-wing and left-wing politics are just ideological tautologies? 
b) That when you perform an act of kindness, 
the left hand always knows what the right hand is doing? 
c) If you go right, you'll die; if you go left, you'll die. 
d) Happy ending.

translated by: Inga Zhghenti